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I'm sure you all remember the "Real Men of Genius" commercials. Well, apparently they left one out...

Here’s to you Mr. I wear my Blackberry on my belt clip with a Bluetooth ear piece at Happy Hour.

Category: The Funnies

Chorus: Mr. I wear my Blackberry on my belt clip with a Bluetooth ear piece at Happy Hour guy.

Boy what a douche bag

While everyone is trying to relax after a hard days work at the local watering hole, YOU sir have the need to let everyone in the bar know that YOU are an important person and so valued by your company that you MUST be available 24/7/365 as if you were the “always on call brain surgeon” of your company. Your favorite opener when approaching women is “guess how much I make” or “guess what kind of car I drive”

Chorus: nobody gives a shit

If that cute 20 something has the nerve to question the answer, you of course have your keys to your 2008 BMW on hand and your W-2 in your back pocket.

Chorus: Look at my tax bracket bitch

That’s right, in the middle of a conversation your Captain Picard like earpiece turns blue and you must excuse yourself from the ladies by informing them, “It’s the coast…. West coast” want to make it look even better, “It’s India , one of the serves is down and they always call me, don’t those dots know we’re 4 hours ahead?”

Chorus: Man you’re so needed

Now comeback to the same group with your 50 something wrinkly balls and inform them that you have a house that’s gated up in the hills of Georgetown away from the crime and riff raff.

Chorus: we hate the blackies

Now stop mid sentence to quickly reply to an e mail from one of the VP’s who’s inviting you to his lodge out in Aspen in the winter of 2011, where you will shred some serious powder on the bunny slope…. Again.

Chorus: look at those thumbs go!

You finally realize that you have these ladies right were you want them so you exit by handing them your bone white, bold typed, “executive” business card (make sure to point out the subtle watermark in the corner). Tell them to give you a call if they want to move up in the world and live the good life like daddy \.

Chorus: Play on Playa Playa

So crack open a cold one on your for head you holy high horsed roller of the movers and shakers, King of the titans of industry. Believe it or not you actually make picking up girls at HH easier for the rest of us

Chorus:Mr. I wear my Blackberry on my belt clip with a Bluetooth ear piece at Happy Hour guy.