At Least He's Eighteen...

Chris Brown is my new hero. Let's explore the details:

• He is an absolute hottie... there is no denying this.
• He has impeccably white teeth
• He wears glasses sometimes... which is just adorable
• He is an extremely talented singer
• "Yo (Excuse Me Miss)" (2005)
  
• "Gimme That (feat. Lil Wayne)" (2006)
  
• "Say Goodbye" (2006)
• "Wall to Wall" (2007)
• "Kiss Kiss (feat T-Pain)" (2007)
• "Umbrella (Remix)" (2007)
• The boy can freaking dance! (see video below)
  
• Oh, and did I mention that he's legal?