I knew there had to be a good reason why I didn't post anything yesterday. I was just waiting for this wonderful article to fall into my lap. And oh, how I am rejoicing now!!
So, we all know how Michael Vick has been arrested on charges for illegal dogfighting, right? Well, this story is so much better than that! Turns out there is this inmate in South "the Country of Crazies" Carolina who is suing Vick for stealing his two pitbulls, using them in illegal dogfights, stealing his identity, copyright infringement, and, the best part, selling the dogs on eBay in order to use the profits to buy missiles from Iran.
His lawsuit was handwritten. Of course it was. You can read a PDF of this AMAZING lawsuit by clicking here. I strongly urge you to do so. My favorite line: "Michael Vick needs to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes."
But wait folks, that's not all! Last year, that same inmate (Jonathan Lee Riches (c)) filed a lawsuit against "George W. Bush, et al." Wanna know who the et al were? There are 56 pages of defendants!
Including: Almost all of Bush's cabinet members, the Jewish State of Israel, Tony Danza, the Pope, the Magna Carta, Pizza Hut, Paris Hilton, Chuck Schumer, Pluto (as in the former planet), Google, Bill Gates, Mount Rushmore, George Orwell, Mein Kamf (yes, the book), The Da Vinci Code (yes, another book), Denny's, various Buddhist monks, Plato, the Lincoln Memorial, Puff Daddy, Jay-Z, and, not to mention, the Ming Dynasty.
I know you're just itching to read that lawsuit which, unfortunately, was created on a typewriter or other electronic devise. You can read it here.
And don't forget to check out the accompanying articles for both lawsuits.
I love America.
Jonathan Lee Riches (c) vs. Michael Vick
July 29, 2007
Jonathan Lee Riches (c) vs. George W. Bush, et al
March 9, 2006
ENJOY!!!!
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