In honor of our 100th post on the Copacabana blog, I decided to make it a special ode to us fine women. Sit back, relax, and enjoy another geography lesson...
Geography of a Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently
aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost
some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past
mistakes, still very strong and proud.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide
and borders are now largely un-patrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Off the beaten path,
with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the
ages...still desirable but only those with an
adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
knowledge and true love dare visit there.
Geography of a Man
Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran, ruled by a
dick.
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