Parenting At It's Best

Well, at least there are puppets in the movie, you know, to distract him from all the nudity.

Couple with their 5-year old son at the movie theater getting their tickets:

Father: 3 for Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Cashier as he’s ringing them up: "Um . . . you know it’s rated R, right?

Father: Hmm, well how bad is it?

Cashier, grinning: It’s . . . Um . . .explicit . . .hehehe

Father, looks down at this 5-year old: Well…he’s gotta learn sometime right?

--Potomac Yard Theater

How Candid

Friday, August 24, 2007

There are some things you shouldn't admit, even if they're true.

Ugly chic: "Let's just say, my phone's on vibrate and if it rings, that's the most action I've gotten in a long time."

-Dupont Circle, outside Krispy Kreme.

I Hop, You Hop, We All Hop to IHOP

True story. Girl #1 is Jen and Girl #2 is Lindsey. Enjoy.

Be sure to remember this life lesson when you're drunk at IHOP tonight.

Girl #1: "This is too much food and I'm really not that hungry. I don't think I'm going to eat the pancakes."
Girl #2: "Seriously? You can't not eat the pancakes. This is IHOP not IHO."

--IHOP, Ballston

Do you Eavesdrop?

From a June 7th post on EavesdropDC...

News Flash: Mount Rushmore isn't on the Mall either.

Tourist: "Excuse me, can you tell me where the Liberty Bell is?"

National Archives Worker: "Umm...Philadelphia."

--National Archives