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It's Crystal City's version of screen on the green....

2009 Crystal Screen Outdoor Film Festival Schedule:

May 4th 2009 - Spider Man (2002)
May 11, 2009 - Spider Man 2 (2004)
May 18, 2009 - Spider Man 3 (2007)
May 25, 2009 - The Hulk (2003)
June 1, 2009 - Hulk 2: The Incredible Hulk (2008)
June 8, 2009 - Superman: The Superman Movie (1978)
June 15, 2009 - Superman 2 (1980)
June 22, 2009 - Superman 3: Superman vs. Superman (1983)
June 29, 2009 - Superman 4: The Quest for Peace (1987)
July 6, 2009 - Superman 5: Superman Returns (2006)
July 13, 2009 - X-Men (2000)
July 20, 2009 - X2 (2003)
July 27, 2009 - X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Aug 3, 2009 - Fantastic Four (2005)
Aug 10, 2009 - Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
Aug 17, 2009 - Batman (1989)
Aug 24, 2009 - Batman Returns (1992)
Aug 31, 2009 - Batman Forever (1995)
Sept 7, 2009 - Batman & Robin (1997)
Sept 14, 2009 - Batman Begins (2005)
Sept 21, 2009 - Batman: The Dark Knight (2008)

This is a Special Dedication to Miss Lindsey Farrah

Sorry it's not the full song...

Williamsburg Attempt

Last December, the ladies of Chez Copa tried to squeeze a quick day trip down to Williamsburg from DC. Here's what happened instead.

I'd Go Sailing With Andy Any Day...

Super Academy Awards Bowl? I'm In!

Discuss: Make the Academy Awards More Like the Super Bowl

by Peter Martin Feb 3rd 2009 // 9:02PM

Filed under: Awards, Fandom

Every year, it's the same old story: the Academy Awards are out of touch with "the people." The Academy Awards TV show must be changed. The ratings are down! The sky is falling! Every year, the Academy swears this year will be different: the broadcast will be less than seven hours, it'll be relevant, it won't be boring. Every year they fail.

The New York Times on Sunday reported that host Hugh Jackman will "sign off the broadcast with fresh 10-second snippets of two dozen new movies, to run on a split screen with the end credits." To which I say: Academy, are you really that insanely stupid? Or do you really think we, the audience, are that stupid?

I have great respect for the craftspeople working behind the scenes, but nobody stays to watch the bloody end credits! By that point, it's always way past midnight on the East Coast, and people have gone to bed because, you know, the rest of us have to get up in the morning and go to work. Who cares about 10-second snippets? That's insulting.

Monika wrote this afternoon about more unindentified "risks" that the show will be taking, with "big surprises" in store for "cinematographers, editors, composers." (Notice, no "actors" mentioned there.) Well, if the Academy really wants to be 'risky" and change things up, all they need to do is cast a look at the most-watched TV broadcast of the year: the Super Bowl. Year after year, the Super Bowl attracts viewers who never watch football, people who don't even know who's playing, and wouldn't know an Arizona Cardinal from a Pittsburgh Steeler if they encountered one in full uniform at the local supermarket. How do they do it?

1. Embrace the length. Why not do a one-hour pre-show presenting the documentary and short subject winners? I know, equal footing, etc., but this way you could show the short subject winners in their entirety and a good 15-minute chunk of the documentary feature winner. That could do more to reach a targeted audience than any 45-second acceptance speech.

2. Let the nominees introduce themselves. Forget the celeb presenters. If you really want to honor the 'below the line' talent, tape the film editors and costume designers introducing themselves in advance, just like NBC does with their NFL game broadcasts. They get their moment of worldwide glory, they say their name and their hometown, and when they win, we see their smiling face(s).

3. Reduce the acceptance speeches to 10 seconds. Sorry, too many are too long and boring. No one outside the industry cares about your agent and manager. If you want to appeal to people beyond the industry -- like, the rest of the world -- follow the examples of Super Bowl MVPs to time immemorial: say thank you, thank your family, your coach (director), your teammates in toto (cast and crew members), and the fans -- you know, the people who make your career possible.

4. Add a halftime show with film critics. After hour one of the broadcast, let A.O. Scott and Manohla Dargis of the New York Times (or other high-caliber critics) analyze the winners and explain why they deserved to win -- or alternatively, why they were surprised that they won. They could use film clips to explain their reasoning. Then they could analyze and predict the winners in the remaining part of the broadcast. Then they could introduce Bruce Springsteen and let him and the E Street Band play for 15 minutes. It worked for the Super Bowl -- why not the Academy Awards?

What are your ideas for changing the Academy Awards TV broadcast? Get as radical as you like -- we all know the show is badly in need of far-reaching changes, not just keeping the presenters secret and letting Hugh Jackman sing and dance.

Love Hurts... and Sometimes Leaves Behind a Scar (or Twenty)

One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm

By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 1:58 PM on 05th February 2009

A drunken fling ended in disaster for a man who woke up to find his lover's name carved into his arm.

Dominique Fisher, 22, used a Stanley knife to write her name on Wayne Robinson's upper arm.

She inflicted the injuries on the 24-year-old at her home in Blackburn, Lancashire.

One-night stand gone awry: Wayne Fisher awoke to find Dominique Fisher had carved her name into his arm

Mr Robinson woke to find his body decorated with a star on his back, 'Dominique' written on his upper right arm, and numerous slash marks on his left arm and shoulder.

He told police he had drunk vodka and taken Valium and was not awake during the incident on the night of June 14 last year.

Mr Robinson said he panicked when he woke up and took a taxi back to his home in Fleetwood, Lancashire.

He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her.

 

Fisher was found guilty of unlawfully wounding Mr Robinson. She will be sentenced later this month

'When I woke I was covered in blood. Dominique was snoring. I just had to get out of there. I didn't even wake her to ask what she'd done.'

'I'm scarred for life,' he told The Sun. 'I wish I'd never met her.'

Fisher was found guilty of one charge of unlawful wounding at Preston Crown Court on Monday, following a two-day trial.

She will be sentenced on February 27 at Preston Crown Court.

 

Aftermath: Fisher left Mr Robinson covered in knife wounds

Picking Up What I'm Putting Down?

Need to get this week started with a good laugh. For all of you not familiar with Homestar runner, take a few moments to relish in the awesomeness. If you find this ridiculousness hilarious, congrats - we share the same sense of humor. For all those wrinkling your brows in confusion, just smile and nod, as you usually do with me.

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And of course...Tragdor..The Burnanator!

I'm the Baby! Gotta Love Me!

It's a Public Service, Really

Fellow bloggers and blog readers, please vote for Adam's friend! She's up for the People's HealthBloggers Award for her blog about Celiac Disease. Check out her blog http://www.beyondricecakes.com to learn more!

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GW Shout Out, Love NCIS

Why is there no J Street in Washington DC? NCIS asks that very question, but in the process, gives GW a little shout out!